Our Story

We are kooks.
We are big wave dreamers.
We are fonies.
We are city dwellers.
We are valley kids with big time Beverly dreams.
We are 9 to 5-ers.
We surf Internet waves.
We shoot the pier only to get to Nobu.
We are not locals.
We play it safe.
Carbon Beach is our home. County line is not.
The only big barrels we ride are double D’s.
St Christopher still protect us.
We know surf culture because we are surf culture.
We built surf culture.
We drop in only to shack.
We are goons.
We are Shubs.
We are you.
We don’t even surf.